Matthew’s Chicken Apple Pie Recipe

August 29, 2006 in Funny by ed | 4 comments

So Grandma Warnshuis was taking care of Matthew last week and Grandma emailed us this recipe:
This morning Mattie told me Baby is having ‘Chicken Apple Pie’ for breakfast. I was very curious how you would make Chicken Apple Pie….

Here is Mattie’s recipe. It sounds like just the sort of imaginative cuisine that Leah excells at. Maybe she can help with it someday. We’ll leave the measurements up to her:

Oats (oatmeal)
Apples
Lemon
Vitamins (pills)
Pancake mix
Salt No pepper
Sugar
Chicken (one that ‘used to be alive’ But isn’t any more, & the feathers are gone)

Mattie says Chicken Apple Pie does not have a crust.

Mmmmm. Yum yum yum Grandma (& Mattie)

  1. Carol Weldin’s avatar

    Carol Weldin on September 7, 2006 at 9:32 pm

    Who is Baby? Something we need to know about?

  2. meghan’s avatar

    meghan on October 30, 2006 at 1:22 am

    Baby is just my brother (Matt’s) favorite stuffed animal. Nothing too important!

  3. Mr Adam’s avatar

    Mr Adam on July 17, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    I trust Matty and Baby’s culinary tastbuds without question. I can’t wait to see how this comes out.
    One question though…will any pills do? or must they be vitamins?

    Thanks “sir”.

  4. megzi’s avatar

    megzi on April 25, 2009 at 8:03 am

    I think that might be the most interesting item of food I’ve ever heard of. And I don’t try interesting foods, so you wouldn’t catch me eating Chicken Apple Pie. Just like es cargot. EEW! Who would eat snails!? (I’m sorry if anyone out there does eat es cargot. As you might have been able to tell, I do not.)